English Teabagging

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.

"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"

by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024

English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.

Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.

by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021

English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.

"I gave mother some English marks last night"

by ingleesh September 16, 2020

english prision

Katy, no one else

Katy is an English prision

by Kai_Sario August 16, 2022

Massimo English

A predator

DANGER: THERE IS A MASSIMO ENGLISH IN YOUR AREA!

by Sophs cat May 2, 2023

English

The act of combining letters of a language to make them sound and look like more than they are. Usually when you 'English' it ends in anger and universal collapse

I can't English today

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024