deuce can

someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them

bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp

Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can

by 438083905823- June 22, 2010

mile high deuce

A bowel movement taken on an airplane

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.

by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023

Triple Deuce

Two Red Bulls, two Viagra and two lines of blow.

Dude, we need to do a Triple Deuce before that graduation ceremony.

by El Jengibre May 11, 2018

oleaginous deuce

the act of eating fast food while on the toilet

Last night ended with a nice oleaginous deuce and little shame.

by Sgt. Donny Donowitz June 03, 2017

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 12, 2021

Deuce Poppi

typically a man that has a large unit. Also can spit game at any women at any time of the day. The first Poppi's originated on E2.

Trev Pearson an Mikey are original Deuce Poppi's

by treve2 April 11, 2011

Deuce

Deuce can be used as a synonym for the term “mess with me” and is usually followed by the word “me”

Tyler tried to deuce me.

by urbansandy November 07, 2022