deuce

A massive fucking shit and can also be used towards a person who is a dumb fuck and nobody likes them

Yo you no that kid who walks with his head forward all the time and he has no neck, Hes actually a deuce

by orphan kicker27 November 16, 2021

Deuces Wild

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger

After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!

by Paulkout September 25, 2021

Double deuce

When both parties shit at the same time during sex.

I knew we were soulmates when we pulled a double deuce. It was love at first shit

by Supergoosh September 25, 2021

Deucing

A way to say goodbye similar to peace out. Deucing out

Nah I’m not deucing just yet.

by pinkshorts2118 July 27, 2021

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.

Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013