online dating

a bad idea

earthling 1: i like online dating
earthling 2: thats a bad idea

by kyra_sussybaka June 4, 2022

Text Date

To date somebody just by texting

Yepp our first date was a text date we can't afford to go on a real date so we just text each other and had Sext after

by Not2btrusted October 2, 2012

half dating

Half dating is when you and another person are dating each other but not at the same time

Person: are you guys together?
Person 2: nah, we’re half dating

by Rosukki March 2, 2019

Dating Timeline

what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.

according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.

by elliebellie2323 August 19, 2011

Cardboard Date

A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.

She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.

by jenny the regifter April 18, 2010

Save The Date

Informing others about your birthday and telling them to remember it.

March 27, 2006 save the date.

by shescreamyanna January 17, 2020

date rott

a funky date:usually fucked too much bruised or rash with pus

that shazza has date rott, i aint touchin that grease!

by monkey smuggler May 15, 2006