by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo August 1, 2023

A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
by The start June 25, 2022

A fat fuck that no one loves at every party he takes all the food and eats it he smells like shit and nobody likes him no women would ever date that fat fuck he has dandruff and a stench wall that protects him from any attack he’s ass at every sport and shit at fifa
Kathy”you see that fat ass over there he smell like utter shit”
Kennedy”oh that kid his name is Danny he has a crush on your”
Kathy”eww wtf im gonna kill myself as slow as possible now I can smell him from here
Kennedy”oh that kid his name is Danny he has a crush on your”
Kathy”eww wtf im gonna kill myself as slow as possible now I can smell him from here
by Cuntsen May 23, 2022

Jack Daniel the blessed is the most amazing, loving, crazy, interesting, smart and beautiful person ever. You can only hope that a Danny brier will love you one day because it is the most amazing thing in the world. If you want to be happy and have motivation to face the world every day, get yourself a Danny. If you want to cry because you miss someone, get yourself a Danny to miss.
I love Danny brier more than anyone in the world. I’m so happy that I get to have the pleasure of missing Danny brier. I owe Danny brier about 2,000 hugs but I’ll give him so many more he’ll wish I was gone.
by NMiriaml June 1, 2020

a sleep paralysis demon he hides around your room and you have to find the cleiws to find him he also has a danny ballonzalez who will sit on your lap
by TEDDY_IS_BEST August 13, 2022

Jonathan Joestar : What was that for?!
You'll pay for that! (bc danny got kicked out of ZA ARSE by dio)
You'll pay for that! (bc danny got kicked out of ZA ARSE by dio)
by skepdioz the jojo fan November 5, 2023
