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Countdown Daddy

A stuck up misogynist pig that truly believes they are are on higher plane than women as they have a moderately capable level of brain functionality.

A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.
Countdown Daddy: If you weren’t such a stupid linear thinking woman then nothing would have to be mansplained to you..

Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.
by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 24, 2021
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Claw Daddy

A Claw Daddy is a White Claw (No explanation needed), mixed with a Natty Daddy (An American-styled malt beer with an amazing taste that packs a punch). Not too different from a White House, which is a White Claw and an Ice House (America's first domestically brewed ice beer). These are two very classy drinks which are best served out of an un-sanitized beer bong, shared by ten of your closest friends.
Hey Keith, come join us! You don't need to have pants on to enjoy an ice cold Claw Daddy; don't worry... it'll only burn for a minute!
by clawdaddy2021 March 12, 2021
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Big Daddy Bean Flicker

A Big Daddy Bean Flicker or BDBF is an extremely sexy human who makes you Flick the Bean but at the same time they are understanding and nice. A combination of both being hot and understanding BDBF’s usually have dark eyes and tan dark in the summer while being pale as paper in the winter. They are one of a kind and if you ever find a BDBF never let them go.
by Macs2020 April 14, 2021
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Laddy Daddy

The true and righteous father of the retractable river rafting ladder. The laddy daddy bangs out retractable raft ladders quicker than a speeding bullet, and more precisely than a skilled marksman. If you want to run the Grand Canyon in the most ruthless of conditions, the laddy daddy will make sure you have a proper ladder to get you back in the boat if you take a swim.
After rick navigated the class 5 rapids spectacularly, he made the slightest miscalculation and ended up gasping for air with his boat overturned and disaster in sight. Out of nowhere, the laddy daddy appeared and guided rick back to his boat, where his retractable 3-rung ladder was waiting to guide him safely back into his raft.
by Laddy Daddy May 24, 2021
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quiz daddy

A term used by the weird HQTrivia fans to acknowledge their host that really shouldn’t be used again, watch Ordinary Thing’s video on it for more info. The usage of this is probably horny, has been used while horny, and will always be used while horny. We at Urban Dictionary are sorry for giving you this information.
Cole: Oh quiz daddy give me those questions for those 13 dolla buckies

John at the apartment next door: what the fuck is wrong with him
by Peskybirb October 6, 2021
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Math daddy

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Math daddy is Cutshall
by Sup fudg November 15, 2021
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femme daddy

“A femme daddy is a badass woman who will take care of you. She has her shit together. She knows how to do grownup shit, like make reservations. She’s good in bed. She has sophisticated taste in restaurants. She has femme energy and fierce femme style. She’ll open the door for you, and later order you a car home. A femme daddy is the opposite of a fuckboy." -Zara Barrie (for GO Magazine)

While Mommi is an aesthetic, "Daddy is complicated and can be hard to define. Daddy is a feel."

-Erin Sullivan and Kayla Upadhyaya (for AutoStraddle)
When you say, "She's a femme daddy" they'll ask, “How can she be a daddy? I thought all daddies were butches?” -Zara Barrie
by femme_M December 12, 2021
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