double rummage

When you're so obese that you have to rummage for a rummage.

Rosanne's night was only complete when Dan disappeared for Friday Night Football and she mustered the strength for a double rummage.

by Nathaliege June 10, 2020

Double gloving

The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.

Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.

by AxonL July 5, 2020

double gifing

When you send two gifs in a row in a text message. As frowned upon as double dipping your carrot back into that creamy ranch, don’t do it!

Brian needs to choose one gif and go with it, stop double gifing us in the group text

by Malbowlory August 5, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

Double Bitch

A son of a bitch who is also themselves a bitch.

I went to the grocery store and this guy took the last box of lucky charms right as I began to reach for them. We locked eyes and he basically ran away. He didn't even have the balls to apologize. What a double bitch.

by Gatocatchumalos September 5, 2017

double brycer

A sporting event or competition where both teams are terrible.

I’d watch the Browns Vs Colts game but it seems like a Double Brycer

by Bryceisbad October 26, 2017

double mayo

To give a double serving of the white liquid condiment.

That booty looking so tight, I'm gonna give it a double mayo tonight.

by WaiKai March 25, 2017