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Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007
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I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.
boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"
by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011
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Dick whipped

When a man gives it so good to a woman that she wants, craves, & would do anything to have that Dick again & again!!!
Steve, you made my pussy Dick whipped. & no other Dick can satisfy it now.
by Friend2u January 3, 2017
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Dick and dash

Noun: The process of being in a relationship just for sex then dumping their ass in a short amount of time. (Time varies from 24 hours to only a week) Also referred to short relationships that are unnecessary since it was only for the dick.
Bitch 1: Hey dude did you hear that David and Libby had a dick and dash recently?

Bitch 2: Wow oml they are so stupid why.
by Interesting flamingos November 2, 2017
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This Dick

A phrase used to insult another person.

Preferably a hater or someone who is trying to insult you.

Most likely used in a crowded area.
Ice Cream Shop: "Ma'am can I get a sample?" "Of What?" "This Dick."

"What time is it?" "This Dick."

"What's the answer to number four?" "This Dick."

"He wanted to see you in.. fourth period." "What? Who?" "This Dick."
by This Dick. October 9, 2007
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Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010
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dick drool

The after cum that drips out of your dickhead and cakes your boxers
Yo, Crusty Draws! How about some control on the dick drool, you fuck!
by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004
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