He always has a Huge bulging throbbing cock. I can be straight and still want to have rough sex with him all night.
by GawckGawck9000 August 22, 2020
Get the Coopermug. 
by ShingleMcDingle November 7, 2023
Get the Coopermug. Cooper is a very sensitive, honest and understanding person. He won't push you into anything. He may have hard ways of saying it, and act very nervous, but he loves you. Once you lose him, it won't be easy to get him back, so if you have a Cooper in your life, DO NOT let him go!
"Look, Cooper is looking at you! He probably likes you!"
"Nah, I don't think so."
"Duh! Go talk to him."
"Nah, I don't think so."
"Duh! Go talk to him."
by calliejune2005 November 6, 2020
Get the Coopermug. There are two types of Coopers in this world.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025
Get the Coopermug. Cooper is the peron that you can always go to for help. A great friend, Cooper can help you out when your a pinch. Always be there for Cooper, and he will always be there for you!
Cooper is a great guy!
by UseCodeLazar October 15, 2019
Get the Coopermug. Cooper is the sweetest guy you will ever meet and he is extremely handsome. He has a heart of gold and will always try to comfort you and make you happy. Cooper has brown silky hair and amazing eyes, he is very tall and strong. Cooper will always be nice to you but makes jokes about most things he says. He is trustworthy and loyal to everyone. If you ever meet a cooper don’t hurt him.
by anonymous May 25, 2022
Get the Coopermug.