comebacks

when somebody roasts you, but you absolutely fucking demolish them with a word or statement.
ex.
Rob: haha i smashed your moms pussy last night
you: And she told me what a small cock you have

yo did u see ryans new comebacks

by gg 2 ez pz January 15, 2020

Comedy

Harassment

Youtube says comedy is a violation of their guidelines

by R1cky_Fa1c0n May 20, 2020

comeback

Something what one direction won't

A: do you think 1D will have a comeback
B: yeah in 18 months

A: it's been 45 months now
B: that's the point, they zaying us :)
A: *cries in payne*

by Larryisrealyoumf July 15, 2021

Instagram Comedian

The term was originally a term used to describe people like Lele Pons. It is often used to describe unfunny people as Instagram Comedians are fucking shit. It can also be used to describe someone with no talent.

Jake: “Did you see w stood up and shouted in class?”
Zach: “Yeah, he’s such an Instagram Comedian.”

by n4n0b1t March 11, 2019

comedy gold

Used to describe an incredibly good joke. Most commonly used for sex jokes, inside jokes, or anything that isn't funny at all.

Guy 1: What's big, white, and hard?
Guy 2: A dinosaur bone?
Guy 1: No! MAH DIHCK!
Guy 2: That was "hilarious"! Comedy gold right there, man!

by just your average lad May 13, 2018

come catcher

A tattoo on the lower back of a girl, i.e. tramp stamp

Check out that girl's come catcher--nice work.

by GennnX November 15, 2007

come directly

Usually this word is used to tell people to quit talking behind your back. It's used when people indirectly speak false facts about a person.

"Janette said that you are a dumb bitch" says Kim.

I say, "tell her i said bitch please come directly"

by Lady Cash April 30, 2008