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Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
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coom cave

A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.
Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!
by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022
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The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.
Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave
by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018
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go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower
by Sexydimma July 31, 2016
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Scat cave

by Brycecreamman January 20, 2024
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Herpes cave

A deep painful abyss of sores
I woke up and immediately knew i took a trip down herpes cave.
by Rick O' Shea June 5, 2018
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