Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.

Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.

by Under12 March 12, 2017

Getting Gum Out of the Carpet

The act of masturbating, especially by a woman.

Bro, I totally walked in on my step-sister Getting Gum Out of the Carpet. Not my proudest fap.

by Meowlentine August 6, 2020

dark carpet

An African-American woman's vagaina

Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.

by mlg doritos December 15, 2016

Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries

He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .

by Nardzz May 25, 2017

jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

by Nick Monico September 20, 2016

Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018