1. A title given to females of clearly promiscuous and disrespectful natures, so much so to the extent that one could aim and fire their promiscuous tendencies much like a cannon.
If the 2003 film, Master and Commander, were of a pornographic nature, they would be firing ho cannons instead of actual cannons.
"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
by WordslingerGun January 30, 2010
Term used to describe a female with a pair of large breasts.
The term was coined by Kenny Powers in the HBO show Eastbound and Down when referring to his ex lover (April Buchanon) who possessed a pair of large breasts.
The term was coined by Kenny Powers in the HBO show Eastbound and Down when referring to his ex lover (April Buchanon) who possessed a pair of large breasts.
by T C Ellis May 22, 2025
A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.
That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"
by DavidSlave September 07, 2021
When you insert orbeezes into your cute cubsy and you proceed to fill it up until max capacity. Then you top it off and seal up the butt cheeks. Once necessary, release the seal and let the Cubsy Cannon do its work!
by Jelly in a Jarr July 16, 2024
Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"
Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding
Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding
by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016
A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.
by ComZhora March 18, 2021
When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.
by TheAssCannon November 19, 2018