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Pansy-Cannon

Any one-shot-kill weapon in an FPS game. eg. The AWP from Counter-Strike or the Barret from Soldat. Generally favoured by campers and the like who are too scared to get anywhere near the real action during a game.
The AWP is indeed a Pansy-Cannon.
by CinnamonToasties June 6, 2009
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Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!
Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.
by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021
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A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.
Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021
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tom cannon

tom cannon is a cool and awesome guy who buns weed and lives life on the edge but can be kind and nice to the right girl
by bob farlin November 30, 2013
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Sex Cannon

He had to face off last week in the super bowl against sex cannon Rex Grossman
by Cumfuckle October 14, 2021
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Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.
Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon
by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 5, 2022
mugGet the Portugese cannonmug.

Cannon

Person 1: Hey look it's Cannon again.
Person 2: He's pretty cool.
by 7438793479837 April 10, 2022
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