Friend crushed

An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.

Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks

by latinojodido July 14, 2016

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crush goggles

For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".

She sees him so perfectly must be crush goggles

by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014

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Body Crush

When you have a crush on someone because they're hot or because they look good

Eric: Holy hell Myra is without a doubt the hottest chick I've ever seen
Chris: You must have a body crush on her

by Sh*tsticks July 10, 2018

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Crush that muff

Eating vagina.

Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019

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Crush hoe

Instead of being with a different girl/boy all the time, they have a crush on a different girl/boy all the time.

Person 1: That girl is such a hoe.
Person 2: No she's not. She never dates anyone so she's not a hoe.
Person 1: But she has a crush on someone new like every week.
Person 2: That just makes her a crush hoe not an actual hoe.

by Grace Olivia April 13, 2021

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retro-crush

A crush on someone from a previous decade or historical era, regardless of whether they are still alive today - Such a celebrity when they were younger in the 70's, or famous historical figure.

I have such a retro-crush on 1980's Harrison Ford.

by exoplanet January 24, 2017

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