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Astronomic Chop 

ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.

wind
fire

crazy wheels
mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!

chops wind fire crazy wheels
Astronomic Chop by Mikey Bruno March 5, 2011
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Pork Chop Moment 

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.
Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

Wood Chop 

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.

Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."
Wood Chop by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012

kidney chop 

A swift chop to the kidney area after finishing anal sex causing the ass to tense up and wipe your cock clean when you pull out
I gave her a kidney chop after I finished so I didn't have shit on my dick when I pulled out
kidney chop by Easy E 83 June 19, 2014

Honk chop 

the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"
"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek

"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie
Honk chop by JohnnyDuckets September 29, 2015

clip-chop 

He caressed her with his hands down her stomach, between her legs, and delicately graced her rosy clip-chop with the most tender kiss.
clip-chop by Blajoke December 31, 2015