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tis some bullshit

When you can't press a button and you need to take a screenshot
Oii i can't press my windows key tis some bullshit
by Baba_Bongo December 17, 2021
mugGet the tis some bullshitmug.

bullshit lurer

Someone who frequently twist the fact of something inferior to something superior.
A: Hey, want free food?

B: ok let’s go
As a result, A brought B to a church or a government building to get free inferior food.

B: you’re a bullshit lurer
A: let’s go to Jamaica, I have to do something important.
B: ok
In reality, A tricked B to Jamaica to pick up his ex girlfriend without announcing it beforehand. Smh
B: you’re a bullshit lurer
by Ya mon Jamaica November 25, 2021
mugGet the bullshit lurermug.

fucking bullshit

np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.
by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024
mugGet the fucking bullshitmug.

Bullshit fun

The day that res got Bullshit fun was the day Alex, Steve, John, and Liam made a home-made slip n' slide after uni exams.
by Johnno2302 January 22, 2009
mugGet the Bullshit funmug.

Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.
Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit
by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022
mugGet the Main Character Bullshitmug.

Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
by pesticidko April 3, 2020
mugGet the Bullshit as usualmug.

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…
Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.
by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024
mugGet the Zamboni bullshitmug.

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