Blue Anon

Blue Anon is the colloquial name for those who have participated in the Mass Formation Psychosis which officially started in 2020 with the onset of Covid-19. Common symptoms of members of this group include childlike trust in government, an affinity toward anything with the name science attached to it, and a pattern of seeking safety over freedom.
I called Dfax on my neighbor because I thought they were abusing their children. It turns out that they are just members of Blue Anon. I’ll have to bring them a pie and apologize for the mistake.
by JHayesF January 15, 2022
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Blue gum

Did you hear that Linda sucked that blue gums dick last night , I knew she was a nigger lover
by Jennygee1231@gmail.com April 3, 2017
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blue roy

one who thinks they are the shit, but often get shit upon.
check out andy hitting on those high school girls.
yeah what a blue roy lets kick his ass>
by chaunsy gardener March 25, 2005
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Blue mic

A person who throws up after running to try to impress his fellow athletes.
by GiveItToMeJesus October 23, 2019
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blue apron

When your marriage is failing and therapy is too expensive, you use Blue Apron. Bonding over Blue Apron includes screaming together at the customer service representative about a tablespoon of tomato paste was missing from your package, posting pictures of mediocre meals on your Facebook, and bragging about the overpriced raviolis you made on your monthly double date. A divorce is inevitable, but it does extend the toxic relationship for a few months.
"Elizabeth and I have been trying Blue Apron. It's been pretty good to use so far, but they keep forgetting our damn tomato paste. If they forget an ingredient in our next package, we're going to have to settle for a divorce."
by ilikescarecrows October 3, 2017
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blue-tard

A synonym for retard coined by the cartoon series "Red Vs. Blue." The term was originally used to describe Caboose, who wears blue armor.
You're a stupid blue-tard.
by Mechafox July 18, 2006
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Blue load

The load that a guy leaves after getting stood up. He then goes home and beats off.
Man I when home an shoot a blue load when stub me up.
by canus lupus October 24, 2008
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