Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

Best friend blowjob

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025

national blowjob day

National blowjob day is where you get a blowjob from any person on June 20th.

National blowjob day is on June 20th.

by Bobby Grandson June 18, 2018

national blowjob day

May 3rd Is the “national blowjob day”. In the beloved memory of blowjob in charge. People from all over the world get in queue for a blowjob

Hey it’s 3rd May ,National blowjob day, let’s head over for a blowjob from the blowjob in charge before the queue gets too long

by job in charge day May 2, 2024

Ice Blowjob

When someone gives head with ice in their mouth. It is claimed to give more penetration to the sex.

"Hey Derek ! You ever had a ice blowjob before ? No ? Here, lemme show ya ;) "

by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019

The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.

You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.

by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025