The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.
by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019

by Esanary August 24, 2017

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012

When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo
by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021

When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.
by Riley9968 February 17, 2024
