a wee bit

the amount of further alienation from your family after the festivities we categorise as "Xmas", Christmas (Eve)

"honestly, i never thought i'd be capable of cultivating a poker face. well, not after christmas."

"I am missing our post office a wee bit more now that its been displaced. Maybe its time to switch to modern information technology."

by Krkič December 25, 2020

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shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting

Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!

by mauruje May 26, 2022

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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

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compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

by QuacksO October 01, 2018

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