two headed beast

A euphemism for a couple engaging in sexual intercourse.

I walked into my dorm room, only to find a two headed beast working up a fuck storm!

by dumb ironworker January 21, 2007

release the beast

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run

mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

Son of a Beast

A euphemism for the term: Son of a bitch.

"Son of a beast! I hate Herb Kelmar!"

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

That's Beast

Adj. ~ Fucking awsome; Verb. ~ To be messed up (high, drunk, overall fucked up)

Adj. ~ Man that party party was beast.
Verb ~ Man I got so high last night I was beasted.

by Karpi November 9, 2003

Nature of the beast

A term used to describe or excuse the fact you're getting fucked in the ass and there's nothing you can do a about it.

Guy getting fucked:"What the fuck do you mean I have to work tonight, I haven't even gotten relieved yet?!"
Guy fucking you: "Well that's the nature of the beast."

by Lubrication&relaxation November 2, 2015

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.

The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

by weave January 8, 2004

Free the Beast

When an unexpected, yet urgent need to take a dump arises and you must immediately drop everything you are doing to free the beast that wants to come out. Seeking the nearest toilet becomes priority, so much so, that you'd step on your own mother if she was in the way.

Dude, I know I'm late for that meeting but I have no time to worry, I'm poking cotton! Where's the nearest bathroom cuz I gotta Free the Beast!

by El Perro Sucio May 20, 2010