Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 7, 2021

Tupacs butthole

its brown and stinky and got poop cuming out of it

"i just licked Tupacs butthole!"
"how tasty was it?"
"amazing!!! and brown and stinky"

by penis bou October 18, 2022

Deadlift dirty butthole

My glutes are sooo big & my crack sooo deep from deadlifts that in the shower i can't reach my butthole to clean it.

I got skids from deadlift dirty butthole.

by asystole June 28, 2025

Butthole Bruiser

Butthole Bruiser: A human being who drives an obnoxiously loud and lifted truck, with lights in the wheels brighter than anyone's possible future.

Bryan really became a Butthole Bruiser when he bought that 2011 Dodge Cummins with the rock lights

by XerxesManifest June 8, 2025

Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.

Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.

by MileHighHose August 6, 2019

poopy butthole

and toilet paper gets stuck up your ass with a shit attached to it then it gets sucked up so toilet paper and shit is up your ass

i had a poopy butthole happen yesterday

by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

Loose Butthole

A butthole that is so enlarged it sometimes even falls out. This is achieved by being very very easy, just doing it with everyone. Some can even have their own cities inside of them they're that big. Usually achieved around college age, but it can happen at any time

Brody Frandsen has the biggest Loose Butthole on EARTH!

by m_hanna28879 September 22, 2025