Bestest in the Westest

When you are better than everyone but some people think you are more the wickedest witch in the west.

Did you know that my best friend is the Bestest in the Westest

by Karajayce1 August 11, 2017

besties

A group of friends consisting of pussasaurus rexes.

"I'm going to hang out with my besties!"

by Alligator-saurus August 29, 2008

Beastie Boys

One of the most influencial rap groups ever, along with Run DMC and Public Enimy. Sadly became hippies and disappeared

Mike D
MCA
Ad-rock

Damn dirty hippies ruining america

by Beastieboy May 26, 2003

Bestiality

The act of being sexually involved and gaining sexual pleasure from a non-human species. Most commonly performed with dogs, cats, and occasionally farm animals.

I was home alone and just starting to undress and rub my clit, when my dog walked in the room. I had an idea, albeit not a very new one, to commit bestiality. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed the jar of peanut butter, a knife, and scooped my little dog up. We went to the bathroom for some privacy, as the windows were open. I opened up the jar of peanut butter and slathered it all over my tits and inner thighs, then as an afterthought between my pussy lips. I sat on my feet with my legs spread and started to massage my clit. With my other hand I took a bit of peanut butter off my tit and gave it to my dog, then pull her closer. She slowly started licking my left breast, taking her time as I pounded my clit. She moved on to my right boob, then my right inner thigh, then the left. Just as I felt like I was going to cum, she started licking my sensitive folds. I let out a gasp as I came harder than I had ever before. She licked every last drop of my cum.

by Hsjsjsjsjskshjsjhgahwhbsusn July 5, 2022

besties

Besties (noun) to be in the state of every hilarity and laugh constantly, but cry too and just spend too much time together listening to amazing and amazingly crappy music and dancing and cooking and living in the chalet and shopping and coffee-ing/vanilla milk-ing at Javasti.

The besties are going to go paint the town.

by Lilmspolkadot January 25, 2009

beastie

A way of saying something is of a large quantity or size, or maybe has a large animal characteristic. In many cases can also replace the word fat.

That sandwich was beastie!
That chick was beastie!

by Caroline March 22, 2005

WOAH BESSIE WOAH

A way to make fun of a person.... usually used to centre someone out in a funny way.

WOAH BESSIE WOAH. you mispelt Yesterday.

by THECOWGOESBAA February 9, 2010