a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

by Winthrop Paul September 3, 2008

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dingle berry

The pieces of lint that hang of the hair of your grundle

shit i got a lot of dingle berries down there

by Calvin November 12, 2003

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mixed berry

A flavor of Ice Pop that will produce a "hard-on"

Hey willie, look like you need a mixed berry!!!

by WIGD October 4, 2007

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Dingell Berry Wine

Fresh ripe dingell berries plucked from ass hair ; Hand pressed and left to ferment for 1 years.
Best served warm, with mange custard

I hand picked 2 bushels of dingell berries last year at my local retiremnt village .I took them home and pressed them with my fingers until I had 2 gallons of fresh dingell berry juice.I then bottled the juice and placed in my celler tell just last week. Last week my girl freind had a mange infection so we baked it off and made some custard.I opened a bottle of the dingell berry wine for the celebration of the baked mange custard. The two togather were spendid .Highly recommended for skilled connaisseur's of the finest delicacies

by Roache October 18, 2008

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