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army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”
Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.
by WidowMaker211 April 1, 2018
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Commandeered Army

"The Royal Hand Of OUR Crown"

A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.

It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.

Commandeered Army's Purpose Is To Serve WE THE PEOPLE, Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Ensure Law Is Followed By Terminated Conservertor District Of Columbia.

Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.

Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "Son Of AmnRa" Legal KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Have Ordered Commandeered Army As Law Of OUR Lands As My "POWER TO THE PEOPLE" By As Given Me THE CONSTUTITION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Because I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "I Love My BONDS".
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Red Army Rock

A Vikinglaw's Red Army member (usually Initiate-Conscript) that is a new player which has not good knowledge of the Military Simulator rules, or just want to mess around.
Yo, that Junior Conscript is a Red Army Rock he keeps Team Killing me!
I know right, we should report that Red Army Rock to a HR.
by minecraft epic gamer October 30, 2020
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Michael's army

this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome
i'm the michael's army
by is already taken October 4, 2019
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im an army but-

"im an army but-" is an iconic phrase used by stans who are going to throw bts or the army fandom under the bus, or are pick mes who want to be accepted by other stans
Person A: Did you know *this person* did *blahblahblah*

Person B: They did? Im an army but-
by joonlvrs November 4, 2021
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ARMY

an ARMY is a fan of the boy band BTS.
Person #1: are you an army?
Person #2: yes
by lil_shorty_ November 21, 2020
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ARMYs

Not a cult. Not racist. Not a bunch of 13 year olds. In fact they are one of the most diverse fandoms out there, having members from around the globe. Age-wise, the range is huge. From toddlers, pre-teens (of course not on social media) and young adults to seniors! Yes everyone loves BTS. Including you. Moving on, the dedicated fandom has done countless donations and charity work, and are very welcoming. They're really nice, trust me. Just, don't fuck with them unless you wanna lose your job or degree.
ARMYs work really hard on making BTS break more records, unlike /some/ people
by douhearmeyuh November 7, 2020
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