by Murmage April 07, 2020
good bloke, loves a bit of cucumber with his ham and cheese to spice things up. Love is an understatement for he attraction to yellow rubber ducks. But the one downside is that he is absolutely WANK at hockey.
by Big Cunt Master March 30, 2019
by Richman405 February 12, 2022
person 1: did you see that new kid
person 2: yeah I did
person 1: his name is Douglas Oscar Oswald
person 2:that's the dumbest name I've ever heard of
person 2: yeah I did
person 1: his name is Douglas Oscar Oswald
person 2:that's the dumbest name I've ever heard of
by Eden T. Bajoinga March 07, 2022
by Pepelguapo September 08, 2021
Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.
A: Nice dog, what's his name?
S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?
A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.
S: Haha, he'd like that.
A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.
S: I’d love to.
(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)
S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?
A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.
S: Haha, he'd like that.
A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.
S: I’d love to.
(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)
by PandaManAlex December 20, 2021