anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

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Anu

A gorgeous, smiling smart girl. A girl who can be sweet either extremely bold with her friends or shy when around her crush. Dont push her around. Shes braver than you think. Get to know her shes kinda awesome. She has a huge heart and a vivid and wild imagination. Usually brunette or blond. Irish name. You meet her be her friend. People she adores bring out the best in her. She may be extremely pretty but thinks she is ugly. Tell her the truth and be real around her. Shes awesome. She is special.

Anu is gorgeous woman.

by Suez November 22, 2021

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Puss-anus

Pronounced: (Puss’ ar’ nuss)
A man having troubles with a bleeding anus, typically from haemorrhoids.

Boss i cant come into work today my Puss-anus is really bad.

by Aussiejoker July 19, 2024

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Anu

It's a name

Hey there Anu, how're you doing?

by FarrinX November 23, 2021

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ANUS MASTURBATE

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.

Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021

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Peacock Anus

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

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