Alaskan pipeline

The act of freezing your poop and then using it as a butt plug on your partner

It got hot and steamy in the bedroom so we decided to cool it off with an Alaskan pipeline

by Stanky panky January 23, 2019

Alaskan Thot

every girl in Alaska who wears short shorts and a crop top in the -2° weather.

Jen: omg look
Jes: what is it
Jen: it's an Alaskan Thot

by Alaskan Thot January 25, 2019

Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019

Alaskan pipeline

Alaskan pipeline is when you shit in a condom and then freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.

I just made an Alaskan pipeline

by Austin Jacobs September 11, 2018

Alaskan Firedragon

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and just before he cums he says something such as i have herpes than the woman will try to pull away but then the man pushes her head deep onto his cock than ejaculates through her sinuses causes the semen to leak out of her nose this is similar to laughing with milk in your mouth.

Timmy just gave that girl an Alaskan Firedragon.

by Swaggy chicken man 3000 yeeahh September 19, 2018

Alaskan Neckbrace

Alaskan Neckbrace is when you put some ice in your partners mouth then getting a blowjob while you choke them

Dude me and my girlfriend got weird last night, we did an Alaskan Neckbrace.

by tunapouch2250 October 3, 2018

alaskan alligator

The action when a female with braces performs fellatio on a man and chomps down looking up and won’t let go until the man gives the female a facial.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Alligator and now I have to go to the emergency room

by Maggie’s house May 31, 2018