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Alaskan Rodeo

Shitting on a girls chest and spreading as much shit on her as you can while eating her out.
Hey Daniel I held an Alaskan rodeo on Susan for 3 whole minutes last Friday.
by SlothO April 12, 2020
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alaskan rat

when person A put's his/her nogin into another one's anus. Person B will shit into person's A mouth. Then they would both suck on the turd until it disolves. Turning the turd into what seems to be a rat with 20 STDS.
omg i wanna alaskan rat that sexy matteo
by ppman24 November 25, 2020
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Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.
"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"
by SenorChooch November 26, 2020
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Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020
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Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
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alaskan mimosa

When you mix draft beer with orange juice.
It was a tough day at work I could really go for an Alaskan mimosa.
by Red ,White, and Kyle October 11, 2020
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Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving
I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...
by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017
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