A wet rat is a term used to describe someone who’s being really fucking annoying. If you call them a wet rat your relationship is temporarily put on hold it’s just that bad of an insult.
by R4zzl3s April 9, 2019
Get the Wet Ratmug. the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.
by nononotme October 25, 2007
Get the wet burritomug. The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.
We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.
by JBlaze January 11, 2009
Get the Wet Waldomug. Having a flaccid penis.
by RBJ April 23, 2006
Get the wet spaghettimug. when you rip ass and your fart sounds like you just shit your pants, now remember if you hear someone rip a wet one no matter what they say it is still possible they have just shit all inside their pants and they are now walking around with a very embarrasing load in their shorts/pants.
by Ballsack Mcgee Jr. August 19, 2007
Get the wet onemug. It's based on the old pissing on marshmallows in a toilet, a training tool posed to male kids needing to learn how to practice with their accuracy. It turned into a college gag, a fraternity prank, where frat boys would piss on a cookie and offer it to new initiates or to other frat boys.
by Quanta Cookie September 17, 2010
Get the wet cookiemug. Ah, that palak paneer was so heavenly! ... (Farts) Oh shit, I think that was a wet masala! Better run to the shitter!
by PostalMonk December 16, 2008
Get the wet masalamug.