Shower of Blessings

A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.

I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

baby shower

A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.

As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.

by Straight Dude June 27, 2006

abc showers

A male shower which concentrates only on the "abc parts" of a man. These are the primary and most crucial parts of the male anatomy. That being of course, Ass Balls and Cock. These showers are typically shorter than the average shower, and are generally done before and/or after sexual activity.

"Roger, you're going to take forever with your girl lookin ass. Lemme hop in first, I'm just hittin one of those "abc showers" right quick."

"Wtf is an abc shower?"

"I'm just washin my Ass Balls and Cock bro."

"Roger, get the fuck out of the bathroom. I just brought this trollop back from the bars and I got that stank dick. I gotta do an abc shower. I gotta hop in and wash my ass balls and cock brah. God damnit Roger, why are you curling your hair again u fuggin fairy

by ChadwellMeier September 23, 2011

Jamaican shower

Hotboxing the bathroom. Infinitely preferable to a golden shower or (*hurk*) a Roman shower.

I wasn't expecting to partake when she invited me over, but fifteen minutes later, there we were in the bathroom having a Jamaican shower.

by Lady Csyde November 20, 2007

Champagne Shower

Female ejaculation - you need to work hard for those sweet bubbles!

When a woman ejaculates a clear fluid from her urethra all over you. Can squirt, also gushes.

"Emma was rolling around the bed moaning and I got soaked in a champagne shower! :D"

by UnFy November 6, 2012

Shower Games

An event in jail in which the weakest link is brutally raped and made into a hoe.
( Usually in shower)

Hey, Bubba! Up for some shower games tonight? I heard that they got a new 'un in from a real quiet place in PA. Could be a nice piece a tail....

by Muffie - raca May 15, 2009

Redneck shower

When you wont take the time to wash your BO off or waited to the last second to get ready so you wiped deodorant all over yourself to cover up the smell

Dad: Hey its time to go to your friend's birthday party,did you take a shower?

Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.

Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!

by Shawneeboy March 27, 2010