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Google and shake

Manual stimulation occurring while searching for titillating images on the internet.
Are you going to try to hook up tonight, Barry?

Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.
by Equine fiddler June 27, 2014
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Google Dance

When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.
I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.
by Gazcap November 13, 2019
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out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!
by GeoYota July 5, 2015
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Google Divider

The "google" tab or other neutral tab you have open in a browser between your work tabs and your personal tabs. Thus meaning if a work tab is closed, a blank tab is shown without exposing the tabs open for personal use such as shopping, lolcats, etc.
The boss came into my office as I closed a tab in firefox, luckily for me I had a Google Divider in between the work bank tab, and my ebay shopping tab.
by melmic November 27, 2012
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Google Fix

The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.
"Aw shit, this site doesn't usually take this long to load. Guess I'll try a Google Fix."
by MagusB February 22, 2012
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Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.
After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire
by rchgrca November 25, 2014
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Google Nazi

A person that likes to spam flag any (usually innocent and/or un-copywritten) media (such as YouTube videos) posted by google users (such as YouTubers) and they usually do this because they hate the type of content posted by the user and want it taken down, even though it doesn't violate any rules or regulations.
They are the most annoying and problematic people to ever encounter online, especially if you're a YouTuber.
WTF MY VIDEO JUST GOT TAKEN DOWN BY THESE DAMN GOOGLE NAZIS! SALTY PEOPLE CANT TAKE A JOKE THESE DAYS!

I had to re-upload my Duck Song Parody because it was flagged too much of copyright issues by these Google Nazis, and the funny thing is, these idiots don't even realize the Duck Song wasn't even copywritten to being with!
by Assassin650 July 4, 2018
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