Ed

Ed is and attractive guy who likes to hangout with friends and he is an emotional person and will love you if he gets attached.he sometimes makes bad decisions but he learns from them very fast he also has a big dick 😩

Ed was looking mad fine this morning

by Ammyyyy November 22, 2021

G6’ed

The act of getting hammered at a sorority house.

Bro I got so G6’ed last night I pissed the bed.

by fratatouille February 4, 2024

Moiz-ed

To ditch your study group for your new "friends"

We'll have to find someone else, our study buddy Moiz-ed us!

by A Explainer July 8, 2020

Ed

The name ed refers to the term of a guy chasing a girl who takes pride in torturing his mind with fake love leaving the guy upset with no option but to cry and pleasure himself countlessly till he develops erectile disfunction.

Later in life a Ed may start peeing and crapping his pants randomly due to the abuse.

Stop being a Ed your Willy will fall off

by Babyshowerblender July 5, 2024

Ed Platinums

An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

by 95tzy July 28, 2009

-ed

A suffix that a posh person can add to literally any noun to mean 'drunk' in the UK.

Wellington George: Golly. It seems my wife has left me for a much younger man. It seems like a good time to get absolutely trouser-ed

by ugh school June 6, 2016

Ed Chime Box

He is the most seductive man ALIVE! His romantic fizz coupled with his ultimate facial harmony is irresistible and unstoppable.

"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.

The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.

The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!

Now boys, is "Ed Chime Box" present in class today. Yep NOW>

by The Alphabet February 13, 2024