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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Patrick star syndrome

The destructive mix of entitlement and ignorance. Feeling like you deserve everything without knowing anything. Truly corruptible just based on valuing one’s self above all without any true value system. This behavior was exhibited many times during run of the animated classic, Spongebob Squarepants.
Why is she crying?

Her mom stole her boyfriend and took her car to Orlando for the weekend.
Wow, how could she do that?
She suffers from PSS. Patrick Star Syndrome
by Tuffemaverick January 6, 2022
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syndrome spotting

the act of hiding out of sight, like bird watching; you set your sights on finding the most downsyndromie specimens.
me and the boys make weekly trips to Auckland, New Zealand to get a fine dose of syndrome spotting.
by The clam slide creator August 28, 2023
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nobody syndrome

When shawty (a female) farts on the schlong (your weiner)
"Yo why do you look so happy today?"
"Broo i got nobody syndrome"
"Ayyy that's my boy"
by Fradaboii670 December 11, 2024
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cab syndrome

did you see that girl cindy?

get away from her she might give you cab syndrome
"what's that"
"crusty ass bitch syndrome, it's contagious"
by suzivert January 4, 2022
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Idiot syndrom

The Idiot Syndrome refers to a situation where an individual's consistent idiotic behavior eventually leads them to becoming one.
Martha: Have you heard about George?
Olivia: No what happened?
Martha: He got idiot syndrome
Olivia: That's too bad
by Riley_Hall123 October 13, 2023
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Neoplayer Syndrome

The unshakable fear of letting down a team due to your lack of experience.
Person A: Why doesn't Jedidiah play the super cool team game they bought last week?
Person B: Because they have neoplayer syndrome.
by Chaotic_Wyvern February 15, 2024
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