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Takotsubo syndrome

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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atticus syndrome

atticus syndrome is like fetal alcohol syndrome . you're born with defects because your mom drank when she was pregnant
damn that guy is stupid, he must have atticus syndrome
by plutosis August 6, 2022
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Tristan syndrome

Girl "hes so peng omg"
Boy "yeh but he has tristan syndrome"
by Sophie turner November 27, 2019
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Fortnite Pro Syndrome

For the ##### (In Paris) that is adick ted to fornie and is like like really pretty beutifla bad cuz my boyfin gof is an he jus slap me cusz i ain a fonie pro cuaz he is.
fisth ass ##### (In Paris) yur iiss nod a fonie proz lik i am an is not good i bea t ass (your) coma Fortnite Pro Syndrome
by Fortnite Pro Doctor February 2, 2022
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Empty Hole Syndrome

Pertains to single moms (usually divorced) with adult kids that need a good orgasm provided
1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.

2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome
by @The Hojer November 25, 2019
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Post W Syndrome

When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.
I got hit with that “Post W Syndrome” and lost all the money on a “lock”
by Louavelli April 6, 2022
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Chung King Syndrome

When a one time really good Asian Restaurant lowers their standard of offered fare to appeal to the tastes of the lowest common denominator. You can tell because you don't see ANY Asians eating there!
"We used to like going to Buddha Palace, but then they got 'Chung King Syndrome.'"
by Purkle Z November 26, 2021
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