Lakeside Hot Tub

Taking a dump in the water storage tank portion of a porcelain toilet

Victim: "When I flushed, something dirty happned"
Bystander: "it must of been a LAKSEIDE HOT TUB"

The janator of santee del taco :" dammit, dirty Chris left another Lakeside Hot Tub"

by The Santee Patriot June 11, 2022

Hot dog buns

The fat rolls caused by a too small bra.

That chick totally has some hot dog buns!

by gothbrat May 2, 2017

Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips December 28, 2015

Hot piccolo

When you sprinkle cayenne pepper on your dick right before a blow job.

My Puerto Rican girlfriend loves spicy food so much she asked me for a hot piccolo.

by Smirge June 9, 2016

Hot Wife Summer

Hot Girl Summer, but for girls in relationships.

“Hey girl, are you joining us for hot girl summer”
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs

I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef

by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025

Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog

When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.

I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.

by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025