cock-blocker

Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.

That cock-blocker is permanently on the rag while looking daggers across if I even open my laptop!

by carlos456 October 30, 2023

Cock In Mikkels Asshole

When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY

OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!

by Oscar's Domain October 31, 2023

shooting blood from your cock

What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.

"This song is about shooting blood FROM YOUR COCK!"
— George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher

by 7568ino November 3, 2023

big money, big cock

The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love

Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS

Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”

Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”

by Rosa Oarks November 4, 2023

Ten yard cock licker

A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.

Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.

by SomeItalian November 9, 2023

Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.

"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023