closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

by Pseudos January 3, 2019

cock grande

spanglish for a gigantic cock

needs to be at least 6 inch

Hey ese, looks like you got a cock grande.

Can your cock grande fill up my deep pussy?

by juan grand December 10, 2013

Cock

Another word for penis

That cock is so huge, I don't think I could make it fit

by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023

cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around

John is a complete dirt cock

by Dirt cock March 2, 2017

Trunk cock

A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.

I heard that guy has a trunk cock

by Itsdracomalfoybro June 5, 2018

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016