glasgow syndrome

When a person headbutts to many objects he developes the glasgow syndrome

Garry is a fucking nutter he well has glasgow syndrome

by Fatdick11 December 18, 2017

Rnd syndrome

Randy syndrome is when a cruel counselor like guy one who is or is not an actual counselor. Could be a skater guy old man with a dog or the hipset guy who writes pork reviews for the pirate's pigster pinstripes paper.

My names amanda and i have rnd syndrome and I'm a counselor to get over my own fag like insecurities and will direct everything about you to make myself feel like a man

I have randy syndrome and I like to put my gerbils in bag at school and let them out in my crush desk only to see his face expression.

by 3l3v3nth demension June 8, 2022

Sketch Syndrome

Sketch syndrome is when you are very cautious of your surroundings, sometimes it gets too much and makes your legs shake and cause fainting.

"Here come on we go industrial it's a bit sketchy here, my sketch syndrome is kicking in"

by Sketch syndrome October 24, 2016

Joey Aquinde Syndrome

When you dick ride the best team in sports.

After the patriots won, Frank came down with the Joey Aquinde syndrome.

by Bran671 January 15, 2018

Senourette Syndrome

The inability to control what comes out of your mouth due to a combination of Tourette's Syndrome and reaching a certain senior age.

Pronunciation: 'seen'-'your'-'ette' syndrome

Pierre could not understand why he kept alienating people or why he frequently dropped F-bombs. His family and friends suggested that he was possibly suffering from Senourette Syndrome.

by Donald Pierre June 2, 2018

New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

gaychausen syndrome

Gaychausen is when someone tries to get attention and sympathy by falsifying, inducing, and/or exaggerating their gayness. They lie about symptoms or harm themselves to get the symptoms. Diagnosing and treating Munchausen syndrome is difficult because of the person’s dishonesty.

My neighbor says her 9 yr old daughter is transgender. I think she may be exaggerating her daughter's love of Monster trucks. The mother may be suffering gaychausen syndrome by proxy.

by HairNerd July 15, 2023