An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.
by keifermail August 8, 2009

I think it's pretty obvious! But for those of you that are retarded its the spot on a turd that is compressed when you are tired of pushing and take a little break.
by Patrik April 25, 2003

by Tonto November 18, 2004

a guy in a tight pink suit with a tutu on is roller blading on your grass while mowing your lawn
wats your reaction?
wats your reaction?
by yasminedakhama June 20, 2008

by Vixen Brown June 11, 2008

The shit-fart separator (AKA shitfart separator) is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shit-fart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shit-fart separator usually results in dry farts.
I had bad diarrhea, and my shit-fart separator was in overdrive.
My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
by Flambo Blumpkin February 14, 2008

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
by Clagbo August 22, 2006
