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25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019
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Cock Glider

A real penis loving homosexual who endlessly is on a quest for new cock. Hence gliding around from cock to cock.
"Man that Lead Singer from Sinister X is a real Cock Glider"
by The Real Cock Loin October 30, 2017
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Sucking at Cocks

The action of licking the air while grasping for cocks, but you can't quite reach them.
He says he doesn't want a boyfriend, but in the meantime he's just sucking at cocks.
by Monsterwol October 16, 2017
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Cock

The chicken (Gallus domesticus) is a domesticated bird, with attributes of wild species such as the red and grey junglefowl that are originally from Southeastern Asia. Rooster or cock is a term for an adult male bird, and a younger male may be called a cockerel
Me and jane were eating cocks.
by !mimi<3 February 16, 2022
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buff cocks

Thick, juicy wieners. The trouser snake on steroids. A big, veiny penis.
Girls, let’s find some buff cocks tonight!
by Buffcocks December 22, 2021
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Cock

A synonym for the word "rooster" it 100% doesn't mean anything else but that.

The word "Cock" definitely isn't a synonym for penis, a male body part.

(it also means to tilt something, does that mean you can cock your cock?)
person: yeah, look at my pet cock! His name is Dick!
by tenyaiida July 28, 2020
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
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