dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.

Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."

by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022

isabel ball

This women has superpowers far beyond what the eye can see. She will enter your life and transform you from the inside out, inspiring confidence and strength you never knew you had. She is divinely beautiful, one glance at her and you will realize that if you were able to construct your perfect woman, she would pale in comparison to the radiance of Isabel’s smile, her gentle almond shaped eyes, strong eyebrows and soft long brunette hair that flows perfectly from her head down to her chest. She dances like she’s on fire, mesmerizing audiences with a conviction that connects to the very spirit of life itself. Her kindness is almost unbelievable, she empathizes deeply, sees you for who you are and inspires you to be your best. To know her is to love her and she certainly is loved. You will let her steal your heart and be glad that it is hers and she is yours. The keys to her heart are Merlot, stir fry and Mac DeMaraco. If you are lucky enough to have her, never let her go. She is incredible.

Did you see Isabel Ball dance tonight? I had to pick my jaw up off the floor after her performance.

by MartiniPalace May 22, 2019

Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

Lonzo Ball

Goated Bulls point guard who won’t stop getting injured. Currently out on a wrist sprain and is getting surgery on it. Was part of the 2016 Chino Hills squad. His brother LaMelo, is a star for the Hornets in Charlotte. About on same level as Josh Giddey currently. Part of the first half of the 2025 Bulls 4 win streak.

“Is Lonzo Ball on the court in today’s game?”
“No, he’s out on another injury requiring surgery, of course.”

by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025

spray balls

To attempt to hookup with back to back people in one night.

Dude 1: Hey dude, i heard you hooked up with Becky last night but i thought i saw you with Heather?

Dude 2: I went up in there to spray balls last night, after Heather left i went to Becky's and gott'em both!

by hurdle1 December 14, 2016

Balls

When you suck at playing piano.

"BITCH, your BALLS"!

by Regunull August 6, 2021