Let me eat first

She out being city girl again… move on bro you’re better than this

Boy: Let’s____ ?
Girl: Let me eat first

Boy: Ok
Girl: *2 hr later after getting get back blown out* let’s ____ now

by Diego420.69 May 19, 2022

All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.

Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!

by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025

Me

you, me, and that guy in your closet-

Bro1 and Bro2 were hanging in Bro2's room

Bro1 “want to know something about me? “

Bro2 “No- “

Bro1 “Me and Bro69420 were-what the fuc-bro theirs a man outside your window “

Bro2 “ I live on the 8th floor... “

Bro1 and bro2 “.....凸 ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)凸 go away vish

by KatDraws May 24, 2022

Feltch me silly

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.

Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?

by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

Aww fuck me cunt

1. Extreme dissapointment, sadness, loss, rejection and slight fear of some sort.

2. Strange form of horniness.

1. "Aww fuck me cunt I dropped the weeed."

2. "Haarrrdeerr LARRY!"

by Lit_turtle2864 June 23, 2022

Me

Epic muscle man

Me is very cool

by Smooth muscle Johnny 722 December 5, 2020

You Found Me!

Press (1) to continue, press (2) if you don't wanna btw this is a game :3

You Found Me! 👏 Good job

by @jotarofknkujo January 18, 2022