Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

Hot Dog

It's a good damn food you dirty minded bitch. A FOOD.

Person 1: hey do you want a hot dog?
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops

by Nobody cares March 26, 2023

Dog

The best thing you’ll ever want and the shoulder you cry on

I love dogs. They are the best thing ever and there is nothing else I would ever want

by Odd little potato January 27, 2019

Female Dog

a literal bitch

"I own 2 female dogs"

by Bennet A. April 2, 2022

Tucker-dog

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)

“Wow, look at that cool frog.”

“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”

by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022

Dogging Me Raw

Figuratively; Getting it doggy style with no lube.

“Bruh, management has been dogging me raw this week.”

by Rose Arie April 13, 2022

Raise a corn dog to that!

When you strongly agree with something.

Person A: "I had a lot of fun last night!"
Person B: "I'll raise a corn dog to that!"

by vandaline October 7, 2021