Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips December 28, 2015

Lakeside Hot Tub

Taking a dump in the water storage tank portion of a porcelain toilet

Victim: "When I flushed, something dirty happned"
Bystander: "it must of been a LAKSEIDE HOT TUB"

The janator of santee del taco :" dammit, dirty Chris left another Lakeside Hot Tub"

by The Santee Patriot June 11, 2022

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

hot chobby

a hot chocolate, hot steamy choco, always with marshmellows, steaming hot, dark brown and creamy on a perfect winter day

can i get a hot chobby over here

by DOMBER December 4, 2018

Elijah is hot

Elijah is hot because of... 1. his genetics. 2. his smile. 3. his personality. 4.everything.

“Woah bro! Elijah is totally adorable.”

“Elijah is hot” is the coolest phrase ever!”

by presleykayalex December 31, 2020

Lucky Hot Shot

The act of using a mortar tub with a lit shell in it as a sex toy until the shell launches into your anal cavity and explodes, disintegrating your insides, causing great pleasure. Great fun for the whole family.

Jerry's wife tried out the ol' Lucky Hot Shot last week, rumors say she still hasn't recovered.

by Dirtsz June 24, 2025

Hot Buttered MonkeyLove

Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!

Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.

by Bent Boy September 22, 2023