H.T.M. Syndrome

An odd affliction named after heather theresa miller (H.T.M.) when the affected individual has a sudden need to betray all the traits traits make a person human and decides to use drugs, steal from those who are kind to them tweak 24/7 on someone elses dime but still have the audacity to become so fat they almost block out the sun, in the end only to be choked out on their flying barge by non other than Princess Leia as their own child claps in relief.

Motherfucking fat bitch must have contracted H.T.M. Syndrome! all my silverware is gone and the fridge is empty!

fat tweak bitch cock juggling thunder cunt

by TheTictocMan August 17, 2011

John Conn Syndrome

is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!

So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say

Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!

by danny macky March 1, 2013

Imani Wade Syndrome

The Imani wade syndrome is a syndrome of angry delusions , you create situations in your head and believe them

Oh nah shawty wap got Imani wade syndrome

by Imani Wade Syndrome November 27, 2023

Muws syndrome

Have a small PP and having over 100 allergies

Hey you cant go outside, you have muws syndrome

by GillyWilly November 17, 2023

Sick Syndrome

When somebody had a serious, big cold and they can't stop sneezing, and they spread all over the world.

Person 1: AAAA, I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING!
Person 2: Great, I got a cold, because of you!
Person 3: Me too!
Person 1: I think I have Sick Syndrome. Did my sickness spread all over the world?
Person 2: I think it did.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 2, 2019

Bollywood syndrome

A person living life as if it's a Bollywood movie.

Mia made up a fake fiancé and to get back at a guy or to make him jealous. Whatever the point she has the Bollywood syndrome because she can't communicate in a mature and healthy manner.

by Numher_wahan October 22, 2022

Will Syndrome

Unable to think clearly about what you are saying and saying really stupid shit all the time. Some symptoms are being mad retarded, taking forever to respond to simple questions, and defending a retarded point in an argument till your opponent has to admit defeat because your too dumb to understand.

GUY 1: you gonna get on the PlayStation later. GUY 2: ………
GUY 1: hello, you there
GUY 2: ……. Yea ima get on
GUY 1: you have got to have Will Syndrome

by Jeff hüllt January 4, 2022