one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011

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Balls

Deez nuts.

Balls meaning that i should deez nuts on these balls.

by God spell forward September 23, 2022

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Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022

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guypsy balls

Big Harry balls that’s hand low

Somome you don’t like-‘hey’
You-‘suck on my hairy guypsy balls’

by Layla.ath May 19, 2022

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Expression; usually a negative situation described with artificial enthusiasm. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, often described to others with a fake smile or grin. Extension of Balls McGee.

"That guy just put a dent in my car. Woohoo! BallsMcGlee!"

"She went crazy, broke my phone and locked me out. Good thing I only live 5 miles away. Balls McGlee!"

by Mr McGlee May 7, 2013

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In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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