Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012

Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.

Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.

by mike2285 August 7, 2012

Dodge Cock

A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.

"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."

by Fuzz Butt September 1, 2013

cock knockin

when two guys are havin sex with the same girl at the same time vaginal and anal and they can feel each other inside her thru the thin membrane

Dude I felt you swell up before cumming in that girl's ass we were cock knockin last night.

by PizzaManDude September 6, 2013

Kindergarten cock

A really small dick!

Damn you have a kindergarten cock!

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013