Cuba Dog

A youth who works on the doors, pal.

"Cuba Dog doesn't think he's 'ard, he knows he's 'ard!"

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Dogs

Something that should never, ever, being in ANYONES vision within a 1873739 mile radius.

Chad: “Man, I’ve had such a long day.”
*proceeds to takes socks off*
Everyone on gods green earth: “NO. PUT THE DOGS AWAY. NOW.”

by slaygirlqueen May 2, 2022

dogs

slang for feet

james: "dude michelle had her dogs out yesterday"
paul: "that's disgusting"

by Aqxa March 3, 2025

Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023

Dog

an animal that always wants attention and will put their butthole on you no matter what you say
a man's best friend

fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor

my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die

by wertyuioasdfghjkzxcvbnm,qwerty June 16, 2021

Dogs

A term used instead of feet on the internet.

"Get your dogs our of my face."

by qwertyuikjnbvcdsertgh August 18, 2022

Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017