When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.
by elsbeth April 30, 2022

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.
dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.
by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.
by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

A nickname for a hot girl. She is impatient asf but does anything u tell her to. She’s nice sometimes ig. English accents are a bonus to people with this nickname. Can tell her anything cause she won’t judge u but when she does judge u it usually feels like a joke. Ashes kinda a bitch. Loved Malibu. Taylor swift fan to an extreme level.
by Urnumberonehoe August 1, 2021

by Chilli dog master April 17, 2021

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by Chimmkin July 30, 2024
