Bad Dog

When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.

I shaved my legs for that bad dog and he just ignored me and fell asleep.

by elsbeth April 30, 2022

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dog friendly apartment

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.

dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.

by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

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New Hampshire Chilly Dog

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.

Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

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A nickname for a hot girl. She is impatient asf but does anything u tell her to. She’s nice sometimes ig. English accents are a bonus to people with this nickname. Can tell her anything cause she won’t judge u but when she does judge u it usually feels like a joke. Ashes kinda a bitch. Loved Malibu. Taylor swift fan to an extreme level.

Boy 1: T-Dog is so hot
Me: u cant have her soz

Boy 1: well why not?
Me: ...... she’s mine bitch

by Urnumberonehoe August 1, 2021

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