shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010

Shit Kink Alley

The name of the sexiest, funniest, hottest group.

Dude check Shit Kink Alley I asked a question!

by ghostisannoying March 18, 2021

Shits gonna happen

When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.

Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen

by rubey rube October 22, 2009

Stone age shit

When someone show's a unfunny meme that should've died ages ago, Normally some examples is 9 + 10, deez nuts, momo challenge, ugandan knuckles, dab, sanic and more. Normally it's highly unfunny that you wonder what age they're in, But stone age is probably where they are living in right now.

Mike: Shows Ugandan Knuckles Pic
Benny: Na don't post that, that is some stone age shit bro.

by 󠀀 March 4, 2019

Bowl blitz shit

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop

Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit

by LardBouye December 15, 2016

thuggin that shit out

Thuggin that shit out means to let out 3 different types of emotion anger, reflection, and acceptance.

Why didn’t you go to a therapist bro?
I was thuggin that shit out

by GandalfTheRightWing September 23, 2023

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018